Monday, March 15, 2010

Cute Joke

Just a cute joke that was sent to me I'll share while I'm unpacking...

TOP 10 CATHOLIC PICK UP LINES:

10. May I offer you a light for that votive candle?

9. Hi there. My buddy and I were wondering if you would settle a dispute we're having. Do you think the word should be pronounced HOMEschooling, or homeSCHOOLing?

8. Sorry, but I couldn't help but noticing how cute you look in that ankle-length, shapeless, plaid jumper.

7. What's a nice girl like you doing at a First Saturday Rosary Cenacle like this?

6. You don't like the culture of death either? Wow! We have so much in common!

5. Let's get out of here. I know a much cozier little Catholic bookstore downtown.

4. I bet I can guess your confirmation name.

3. You've got stunning scapular-brown eyes.

2. Did you feel what I felt when we reached into the holy water font at the same time?

1. Confess here often?

2 comments:

  1. So which line did your husband use to get you to first notice him? ;-)

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  2. Well, he was Southern Baptist when we met... so I guess it could have been "Have you been saved?" ;)

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